Dallas Douchebags

Big Teaze Toys Man Eaters from Outer Space | Walgreens

boobaloo12 — Mon, 06 May 2013 13:22:15 -0500

Big Teaze Toys Man Eaters from Outer Space | Walgreens:

Do yourself a favor and read the reviews. A “Mr Junk” said his broke after only two days of use…..

Douchebag is when it takes two lanes to make a left turn in your...

boobaloo12 — Fri, 03 May 2013 19:24:44 -0500

Douchebag is when it takes two lanes to make a left turn in your Bentley.

….5 minutes after my last blog………..4...

boobaloo12 — Mon, 28 May 2012 20:13:39 -0500

….5 minutes after my last blog………..4 real

Please don’t ever poke me you dirty dirty old man.

boobaloo12 — Mon, 28 May 2012 20:03:53 -0500

Please don’t ever poke me you dirty dirty old man.

Pistachio Duchebag is back…….

boobaloo12 — Mon, 28 May 2012 19:58:44 -0500

Pistachio Duchebag is back…….

This is what a girl gets for being absolutely honest with a...

boobaloo12 — Mon, 28 May 2012 19:42:54 -0500

This is what a girl gets for being absolutely honest with a match.com douchebag: pure class. I would like to point out that this particular douchebag is 49, eats at titty bar/chain restaurants like twin peaks and hooters 1-2 meals out of the day, and has the nerve to tell women to be grateful when he sends them APOLOGY flowers (after he acted like a complete asshole for no reason) made of carnation fillers discarded from the local horse races. Also, I’m 28 not 26. Those two years make a big difference on my 15% I saved in 15 minutes……..

Dude second from the right is a Monster Douchebag…....

epicautos — Sun, 22 Apr 2012 14:32:30 -0500

Dude second from the right is a Monster Douchebag…. Period!

Pulled this gem down off of Facebook: “If someone sees...

boobaloo12 — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 17:47:34 -0500

Pulled this gem down off of Facebook:

“If someone sees this guy out in public could you please tell him that getting a second tattoo…………an exact replica of the first tattoo……… of a girls name……. who he is not even dating anymore…………and has been separated from for over a month before he got the second tattoo……….. on his arms……in an area that is visible to coworkers and his boss..…. the same arms used for domestic violence against the girl who the tattoo is dedicated to……and the tattoos are not even symmetrical or in the same font……….is dumb. Really really dumb. The shameless shall remain nameless.”

This looks like a cross between Sports Clips and GENIUS ;) Next...

boobaloo12 — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 12:55:26 -0500

This looks like a cross between Sports Clips and GENIUS ;) Next time you mean mug though wipe all the douchebag jizz stains off your mirror. At first I thought you were “CUMMIN AT ME BRA!!!”

This guy exudes pure class. His nipples also taste like...

boobaloo12 — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:13:00 -0500

This guy exudes pure class. His nipples also taste like hairspray for some reason. Cant imagine why that would be. Maybe that lipstick stain is a few days stale…..like that miller lite….

Wine Pong Gone Wrong: Stripes Douchebag showed up with ping...

boobaloo12 — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 09:55:00 -0500

Wine Pong Gone Wrong:

Stripes Douchebag showed up with ping pong balls to play “wine pong” out of my $30 a piece Waterford crystal wine glasses with “rodeo warm” Miller Lite beer (couldn’t figure out how to operate a refrigerator door until shown), poured himself and his friend multiple glasses of actual alcohol they didn’t finish, gave a 20 minute debate on what the definition of the word bastard actually means and how its does NOT apply to his own, then proceeded to play the role of Mr Stripes: Douchebag One Upper with every story, reference, or sentence in general that poured out of his mouth. He can be found on Match.com, 27 years old and of course lives in Dallas, TX ;) This was his first date with the blonde, my friend who is blurred out in the picture.

His friend in Plaid, although questionable by association, surprisingly had manners and was enjoyable company compared to Mr. Stripes. This warranted a generous blurring of his face. ;)

Please say you have one more bullet…..

boobaloo12 — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:08:40 -0500

Please say you have one more bullet…..

My 4th grade English teacher wouldn’t approve.

boobaloo12 — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 21:07:09 -0500

My 4th grade English teacher wouldn’t approve.

Match.com needs a douche filter……

boobaloo12 — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 13:42:20 -0500

Match.com needs a douche filter……

"Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you’d bring me up in conversation forever. And when..."

epicautos — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 20:24:02 -0500

““Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you’d bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I’d be the talk of the day.””

DB#1 “You smell so good, like whey protein...

epicautos — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:33:37 -0500

DB#1 “You smell so good, like whey protein baby”

Girl “You are so hot right now”

DB#1 “I knew that already baby, think I am stupid?”

DB#2 “look, someone is taking my photo… I am going to make a cool face”

DB#1 “Dude, you look great” DB#2 “I know,...

epicautos — Mon, 09 Apr 2012 19:22:51 -0500

DB#1 “Dude, you look great”

DB#2 “I know, right!”

DB#1 “Sweet Belt Buckle”

DB#2 “Not as sweet as your sweet hair man”

DB#1 “I know right, took an hour”